So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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