hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
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I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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