new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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