Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Pants 0. Shit 1.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
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We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
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After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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