On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
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after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
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Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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