Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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