so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
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trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
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Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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