JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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