I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
