pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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