I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I love having hate sex.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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