i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
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I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
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Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
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