I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
Randomize
