All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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