I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
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Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
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Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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