i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
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tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
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Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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