Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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