So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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