the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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