i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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