I only kidnapped one of them. chill
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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