Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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