Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
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