Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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