so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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