Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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