Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
two words...techno handjob
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
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Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
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I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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