i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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