Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Randomize