Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
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