Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
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he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
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I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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