my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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