Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
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