Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
