Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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