Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
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I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
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I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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