Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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