Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
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making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
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He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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