Come see our sink grown plant.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Randomize
