We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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