i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I need water and some morals
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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