no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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