That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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