So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
This is the high leading the old right now
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
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My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
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Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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