Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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