I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
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which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
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How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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