I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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