I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Randomize
