i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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