does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
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he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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