I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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