I am puke
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
