He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
she smelled like a LAN party
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
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Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
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I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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