Well douche your snatch and let's go!
we have pet lesbian snakes
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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