I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
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chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
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ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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