I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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