take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
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I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
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I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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