You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
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Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
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if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
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