I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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