Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
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She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
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Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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